The Louse

I’m not sure I’ve ever seen an uglier, more brutal weekend of NFL football than I did this past weekend. Crappy games, tons of injuries to key players, bye weeks playing havoc…BRUTAL. Yet, someone has to win these games, and the Twat Licker is definitely doing that, taking his 3rd straight victory, somehow defeating TRT. In fact, great week for the surging Red Division as they go 4-0. Not so good for the Blue Division as they tally an 0-4 record.

Other notes:

• MOTU some how gets enough out of Ray Rice on that crap-filled MNF game, and takes their first Bullet Train of the year; look out for this team down the stretch.
• Apparently, the game between the Heroes and Mike’s Bastards had high stakes as the loser had to shave their head/face. It was learned that the Heroes ownership hadn’t shaved or had a haircut since the draft. Looking forward to seeing an clean cut, Heroes.
• The Manning curse continues for the Dust Devils as they capture the Crappie with one of the lowest scores in league history (50.5) and the largest losing deficit ever (77.5).
• Gid’s Kids calms the Monsoon storm with a nice win behind Arian Foster’s 43.9 pts; perhaps Foster making up for lost game time?

Key Matchups: Week 8
Rat Bastards (2-5) v. The Machine (4-3): MM have never won FF game when in Vegas
The BULLDOGS (3-4) v. Buzzards Nest (5-2): The Battle for the Ramp

Spreadsheet is located here: LFFL stats.