Listen to words of Wisdom, as in P Wisdom, what a week! And who is this C Mullins? Sheesh. J Winker for MVP? I mean really. And NO trades yet? C’Mon, let’s shake it up!

Team Vidlund def. Brew Crew, 6-4-0
Question: Does C Burnes keep this up all year? 20K this week? MIL P are WMDs, too bad they can’t hit.
Key Observation: Brew Crew still hold 6 game lead in the division, which at this point, means nothing.

Diamond Sharp tie HOLY COW, 4-4-2
B Posey wishes he could play the Cubs every day. So does K Gausman.
Key Observation: Who the frack is R Tapia? I guess that’s my problem.

Balls Deep def. Royal With Cheese, 5-4-1
Props to Balls Deep for winning with only 6 pitchers on the roster; impressive.
Key Observation: An off week for Mr. Tatis, probably the beginning of the end for him.

New World Odor def. Donnie Baseball, 8-2-0
Completely cruising thru this season, NWO shows no signs of slowing down. *jinx*
Key Observation: Who the frack is L Garcia? I guess that’s my problem.

GMNY United def. Sweet Chin Music, 7-3-0
Yep, I’m done dreading J Winker and J DeGrom for now.
Key Observation: L Castillo is STILL available for trade I’m hearing.

New World Odor v. Brew Crew
The two best teams in the league go toe-to-toe.