Whoa, we are back! We kick off the LFFL season with a couple stressful MNF matches; what a wild game. With all of the world either rebooting or canceling something, that is this weeks theme. The Buzz and G show = reboot. S Barkley = canceled.
Donnie Barqs def. Gid’s Kids, 206.8-148.8
Our defacto best team in the league and current owner to chase is Donnie Barqs, putting up a franchise high 206.8 pts on WK1 to claim the first Bullet Train of the young season.
Key Observation: A Cooper = rebooted. Impressive start. M Sanders = canceled. It’s J Hurts time.
TRiM MyT D’s def. The Monsoon, 132.0-130.6
The game of the week. The defending champ could have done without overtime on MNF as the L Jackson fumble put -2 on the board. Incredible. I’m heard he’s available for trade BTW.
Key Observation: TRiM = rebooted. Early front runner for most improved team. J Connor = canceled. It’s K Murray and no one else in AZ.
Dust Devils def. H.Y.C., 116.9-88.9
As per usual, 2 of the 3 lowest scoring teams played each other this week meaning, 1) someone had to win, and 2) all owners with over 120 pts that lost this week are sad.
Key Observation: PIT D = rebooted. Don’t count these guys out this year. A Rodgers = canceled. Fat Ex- Jeopardy host clinging to past scraps from seasons past. If he didn’t get the Jeopardy job over the guy they just hired/fired…🤔
4th and 20 def. Straight Cash Homie, 157.6-149.1
I was unaware how close this game was til OT of MNF, that last 50 yarder from J Tucker pretty much sealed it #DamnKickers
Key Observation: D Prescott = rebooted. Looked amazing; no worries here. Zeke = canceled. You gave too many gifts to Dak in Hard Knocks.
Klaver Football Club def. Big Hitter, 123.2-104.3
This match was all about the QB’s…and nothing else.
Key Observation: No noticeable reboots/cancels here; Big Hitter struggles with who to start at RB will continue.
GMNY United def. Cabana Kid, 154.7-123.5
Your 3-time defending 3rd place finisher and 4th time in 5 years GMNY United takes the opener. I’m not bitter. Congrats to all.
Key Observation: K Hunt = rebooted. Pulling from scraps here. D Adams = canceled. Fade the Pack all year.
CRAPPIE REPORT: H.Y.C.
The only team not to score 104 pts this week; this draft-old-people strategy may have to change.
Key Observation: None, other than ch close your QB.
Week 2
Klaver Football Club v. 4th and 20
Two week one winners and former champs squaring off..
The Louse 