Week 4 is complete, and am I the only one confused by the Many Saints of Newark? Only 3 perfect records remain as the league normalizes as it usually does; bye weeks fast approaching!
Straight Cash Homie def. Cabana Kid, 152.0-120.6
This week’s skin winner is no stranger to riding the Bullet Train, collecting their league record 29th skin. Straight Cash Homie rides the T Hill wagon to the tune of 47.6 pts.
Key Observation: Tough [I use this term loosely] luck for the Cabana Kid who remain winless [deja vu?]. Although, playing the Bullet Train winner in two consecutive weeks is pretty bad luck.
The Monsoon def. Big Hitter, 112.0-105.0
The two lowest scoring teams this week played against each other [of course], making the rest of us who scored over 120 pts and lost feeling chipper. Monsoon take this one.
Key Observation: CEH = MEH.
Dust Devils def. Gid’s Kids, 140.9-140.7
Holy close game, Batman! Decided by 0.2 pts, could there be a harder luck loser this year than Gid’s Kids? Dust Devils improve to 3-1.
Key Observation: I am not sure, did P Mahomes kneel down a few times at the end of the game? If so…ouch again.
Klaver Football Club def. TRiM MyT D’s, 126.5-115.6
J Hurts > K Murray this week as KFC hang on to take down Most Improved TRiM. J Hurts sure scores a lot of garbage points IMHO.
Key Observation: We have a K Golladay sighting; I think we have all had Golladay on our teams at one point, haven’t we?
H.Y.C. def. Donnie Barqs, 140.5-133.8
With their illegal roster [don’t think I didn’t know], H.Y.C. hang on for the win. BUF D is for reals, yo [if they keep playing these garbage teams]
Key Observation: Tough news on D Montgomery for Barqs who need to rebound quickly from the 1-3 start.
4th and 20 def. GMNY United, 148.1-127.3
I will have nightmares of D Prescott and D Samuel collecting garbage points and S Barkley’s OT TD for a while. The only undefeated team remaining, 4th and 20, move to 4-0.
Key Observation: Ugh, time to fade TB and my roster of old fellas I guess.
CRAPPIE REPORT: Big Hitter
The only team not to score 112.0 pts this week; this acquire 2 QB’s in a trade strategy could be up for debate.
Key Observation: C Patterson on the bench with 34.6. C’mon, none of you would have started him either.
4th and 20 v. TRiM MyT D’s
MEGA clash between the top two teams in the league.
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