Well now, talk about down to the wire, MNF grip strikes again! All teams from the Blue Division = into the playoffs! Not one, but two 7 loss teams = into the playoffs! The defending champ = out of the playoffs!
TRiM MyT D’s def. Donnie Barqs, 160.5-104.2
Ah we are all blessed as the Team of Destiny has returned from its late season stumbles. Clinching the Red Division title with force, all pistons are firing with K Murray back in the fold. Clearly the favorite to win it all, TRiM ride this weeks Bullet Train, their 4th time this year.
Key Observation: No joy for Barqs as they end the regular season on a loss, but they “earn” a first round bye in the Toilet Bowl.
Gid’s Kids def. The Monsoon, 150.1-146.8
Let’s make it 4 straight for Gids Kids. Had they not been so unlucky early in the season, this could have been a sneaky playoff team for sure. A force to be reckoned with in the TB.
Key Observation: Another week, and another close MNF loss for the defending champ, who just needed one more score from BUF. Hats off to the Monsoon, a good year as the champ. Cherish your last few weeks with the belt.
The Detroit Lions def. Dust Devils, 107.5-83.6
I don’t have a lot of words for this matchup. Literally. Good luck in the TB.
Key Observation: Upon further review….nope, still nothing. 🚽
Straight Cash Homie def. Klaver Football Club, 145.2-143.2
I wish I would have bet a parlay on all the things that needed to happen for SCH to actually make the playoffs. Probably would have paid pretty good since they were a 17% chance to make it last week. Just the fact that D Harris came back into the game last night (after getting injured) for one play to put SCH in the lead was a miracle in itself.
Key Observation: No worries for KFC as they were in no matter what. First time in league history two teams with 7 losses get in; sheesh is the Blue division the NFC East?
Big Hitter def. 4th and 20, 149.1-102.5
Perhaps our most savvy manager this year year, Big Hitter has introduced a new strategy by streaming QBs. It is working, people, take notes! Excellent roster management and they are in as the 4 seed.
Key Observation: Well, 4th and 20 couldn’t quite get to that elusive 12th win, but 11 ain’t too bad and they settle into the 2 seed and relax for the next week.
GMNY United def. H.Y.C., 151.7-96.5
I salute H.Y.C. for sticking with that failed Jeopardy host all year and his silly theories. Perhaps you should have drafted a rookie QB so your self proclaimed youngest team in the league could have been even younger?
Key Observation: Tom Brady, yet another pick? Wow, I am looking into this QB streaming tactic. Can’t have this crap for the playoffs.
CRAPPIE REPORT: Dust Devils
The only team not to score at least 96.5 pts this week. Injuries strapped this team all year long, and Jekyll/Hyde J Allen didn’t help either.
Key Observation: I would put forth to the group that the Dust Devils should be nominated for Most Improved team just based on somehow getting 5 wins with all the injuries.
Playoffs 🏆 , Round 1
#5 Klaver Football Club v. #4 Big Hitter
#6 Straight Cash Homie v. #3 TRiM MyT D’s
Toilet 🚽 Bowl, Round 1
#11 H.Y.C. v. #10 Gid’s Kids
#12 The Detroit Lions v. #9 Dust Devils
The LFFL spreadsheet is located here