I thought WK01 was crazy, who knew we were in for another incredible week again! I think everyone had somebody going on MNF, with a couple matchups going right down to the wire. It appears to me in this early part of the season, you either have a QB or you don’t, and if you don’t, you are in trouble.
Dust Devils def. AZ TRiM Shop, 164.6-106.2
Key Observation: TRiM Shop does HAVE a QB, just a little guy running around out there for his life. No danger there.
Donnie Barqs def. Gid’s Kids, 113.4-101.2
A modest low scoring affair comparatively, it was Barqs coming out on top with a consistent 11-12 pts from most of his players. A win is a win.
Key Observation: Gid’s Kids certainly has the QB and the @BuffaloBills DEF, but not much else at the moment.
The Monsoon def. Straight Cash Homie, 157.7-154.8
Key Observation: The Monsoon certainly HAVE a QB, a gunslinger at that. But IS he hurt? As for @DangeRussWilson, nothing to brag about coming out of his cookbook yet.
4th and 20 def. H.Y.C., 163.9-148.6
Another epic shootout! You can’t stop @JalenHurts, you can only hope to contain him, and this did not happen on MNF. 4th and 20 one of two teams at 2-0.
Key Observation: No real reason for concern for H.Y.C at this point, other than @Bengals O-line. My god how porous.
Klaver Football Club def. Motor City Dan Campbell, 141.0-132.6
This one had MNF drama potential written all over it, until @KirkCousins8 took the field for a primetime game. KFC right the ship, sit at 1-1.
Key Observation: Hey MCDC, even though you are 0-2, you have JWaddle [no Twitter]. Maybe you can pair him up with @Tua this week.
Big Hitter def. GMNY United, 109.2-87.5
After surviving the @Chiefs onslaught on TNF, I was feeling pretty saucy going into the afternoon games. Then I saw @treylance09 ankle explode into smithereens [great word]. Queue up SEVEN HOURS OF CONTINOUS @budlight
Key Observation: On a brighter note, @kylepitts_ sucks. Unwar anyone who ends their Twitter handler with a _
CRAPPIE REPORT: GMNY United
The only team not to score 101.2 pts this week; wait, what?
Key Observation: I had to look, this is the first Crappie for GMNY United since WK05 2018. I feel shame.
Big Hitter v. AZ TRiM Shop
Can the def champs get off the schneid? Enjoy Greece, no pressure.