6 weeks in, 6 different skin winners. 4 teams tied for best record in the league, 3 of them in the same ‘division of 💀’. 5 more teams one game back. What does this all mean? It means no more watching DEN 🐴 games for me this season.
H.Y.C. def. The Monsoon, 124.6-110.2
This had the makings of some MNF drama. And then…it didn’t. Burrow is back [maybe?], and Tyreek handled his business as H.Y.C. get the win.
Key Observation: I just knew I was getting duped on that Herbert prop the second I hit place bet. Me and half of America 🗑. Lesson learned, never gambling again…on DK props on 10/17 when the ⚡️ are at home as favs against 🐴. Never again.
Big Hitter def. Klaver Football Club, 131.0-125.4
More MNF football drama, you say? Eh….close actually when it went to OT. I think 4 of the worst games I’ve ever seen were this year involving the 🐴.
Key Observation: I’m not one to judge…but Kelce with only 19.2 pts this week? 🗑.
Straight Cash Homie def. AZ TRiM Shop, 99.3-86.2
Hey, even these low scoring games can be barnburners. Except in this case. SCH draining the swamp and making moves…I like it! Long season, stay in it!
Key Observation: I can’t say as I’ve seen a combined 1.2 points out of the starting RB positions before. Bye weeks start to take their toll.
Dust Devils def. Donnie Barqs, 108.8-82.1
No Scotland hangover for the Devils; Breece Hall for ROY! Aaron Jones for comeback player of the year in 2023!
Key Observation: I believe it was known that Olave was not playing on Sunday…🤔. That damn ex-Jeopardy host contaminating the locker room. Has he ever been just outright dropped in our league?
Motor City Dan Campbell def. Gid’s Kids, 117.5-88.4
No baby on the brain just yet for MCDC, get those wins while you can. Oh, and the Courtland Sutton experiment, much like the whole DEN team, is over.
Key Observation: Josh Allen = GOOD! Kareem Hunt =BAD.
GMNY United def. 4th and 20, 142.9-101.7
I had to check my phone twice when I received notification that Kyle Pitts had scored a TD. 3 catches for 19 yds. Wow, shiver me Timbers..
Key Observation: Sea Bass > Tyler Bass
CRAPPIE REPORT: Donnie Barqs
The only team not to score 86.2 pts this week; I mean, you got Joe Mixon, that’s positive, he scored.
Key Observation: I would offer a trade of Goff for ARod just so I could drop him outright, but that would be silly as my son would say.
Week 7
H.Y.C. v. AZ TRiM Shop
Whoa Nelly! These two are both at 3-3 and need to keep pace with this league of parity
The Louse 